Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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