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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Knock knock It's open, come in

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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