What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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The Labour Party.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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woman's rights

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Your're racist.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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