Knock Knock Come in

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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