Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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