"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Urban ghettos

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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