- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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the lemon was sweet.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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