Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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