- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

stinky boner

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

womens rights

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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