Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Balls

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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this website is a bad joke

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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