What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Who is it?

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

women's rights.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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