- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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