Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

knock knock come in

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How high is the sky? True or False

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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