Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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