- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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