i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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