- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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