Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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