What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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The holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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