- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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