I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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