Amanda Knox walks home free.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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25

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A man did not like this site

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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