- Anti Joke

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Who is big and stupid My brother

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.