Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Anti Joke

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