- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Your girlfriend.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

A American seeking into mexico

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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