- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Neil is a reterd.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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