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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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