What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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