- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Christ is a conspiracy

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