What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Niall Horan

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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- Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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