there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Vaginal secretions

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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