- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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