Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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How you know when dislextic

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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