- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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