How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Gingers.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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