- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

- Helen Keller

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Did you know? . You already know!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

cory is gay

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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