- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Bob Saget that is all

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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