- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

a black guy walks into a black bar

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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