Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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