how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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