- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tea with milk?

Who invented apple? God

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Who is it?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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