- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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