why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

womens rights.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

The truth is he loves her!!

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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