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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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