- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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