What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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WNBA

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why dont they make black forks

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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