- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

women's rights

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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