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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

How old are you? 7

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

child labor

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people