- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Small Penis.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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