What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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