- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Where's my baby??

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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