What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

The truth is he loves her!!

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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