Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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