Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

A whole 'nother.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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