What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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I like poop in my butt

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Niall Horan

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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