- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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