Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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