- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Womans baksetball...

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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