- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

William wright is Gay

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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