why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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