What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

WNBA

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Do the roar!

I have cancer. And you're next.

why dont they make black forks

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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