- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

All of these jokes are about white people

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

i had sex.

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