- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Ben Affleck

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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