what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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