- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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