- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the fish say after he

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

._____________________. Whale!

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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