Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Niall Horan

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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