why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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