Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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