Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

i had a black friend once......just kidding

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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