A French man gets into a fight

Amanda Knox walks home free.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

A man did not like this site

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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