- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Vote this down and get DOXED

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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