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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Fat? Jesse Z

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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