- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

josh sucks polish adams dick

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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