Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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