- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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