- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

run farther?

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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