- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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