- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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