Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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snowglobe

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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