- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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