- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Male leadership.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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